1. 4 Oct


    election:

    “As a woman, my health is important to me.

    So when it comes to that time of the month, I don’t trust my body with just anyone.

    That’s why I choose the one brand of tampon created by the people that know my body best: the gentlemen of the Republican Party.

    G.O.B. Tampons — designed with all the knowledge of a woman’s anatomy that only comes from being a 60-plus-year-old conservative man.”

    — Saturday Night Live

    (inothernews)

    NAILED IT.

    (via ibtk)

     
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